KVINNORTH

Grab them by the balls

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Who we are

We, the government of Kvinnorth, believe in THE STRENGTH OF WOMEN. As long as we remember, women have ruled our country and till now we never have had to deal with any sort of problems.

We strongly believe that a woman as head of the country is ideal. Women are more RESPONSIBLE. They tend to build good relationships more quickly and efficiently than men, because they are more sensitive and know how to approach someone easily.

Having and maintaining GOOD RELATIONSHIPS are necessary for a country to survive. Women are more capable and more responsible, they know how to spend and to SAVE MONEY. They are born leaders. Men, on the other hand, need a woman otherwise they lose control over their lives.

Furthermore, women are inspiring and have CREATIVE MINDS. In other words, without women a country is doomed to fail. Luckily we will never experience such disasters.

WHAT WE WANT

A NEW CHILD POLICY

When the first child is a daughter, a second child is allowed. When the first one is a son, couples can’t have another child. Families with more sons tend to be less peaceful and structured, so therefore we believe that those families need to be avoided.

WOMEN TO EARN MORE THAN MEN

Within the 10 following years, we want women to earn more than men. We want a bigger gap between the salary of men and women. Due to the economic crisis we really need to rethink our wages. Women are more capable, they are more responsible, they know how to spend money and when to save money. Women are true rulers, men, on the other hand, need women because otherwise they lose control over their lives. They are inspiring, they have great ideas and they’re very creative.